I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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