Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
that is very illegal...i love you.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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