awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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