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you suck at this game today
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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