is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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