It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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