Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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