She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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