Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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