kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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