I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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