I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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