she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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