The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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