I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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