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(970): View more from Colorado

Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant

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(712): View more from Iowa

I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.

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(408): View more from California

I miss the smell of you or some shit.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out

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