It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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