i barfeds in our rink
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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