guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
