is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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