i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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