I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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