D3 body, D1 cock
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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