fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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