There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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