I'm lost and stupid without you.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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