She announced her abortion via fbk
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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