hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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