you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
