her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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