he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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