Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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