I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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