Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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