operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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