I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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