Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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