quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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