i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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