I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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