Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Randomize
