are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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