Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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