I'm really into asian looking animals
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize