God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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