How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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