Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
