As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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