i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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