It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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