My hand turned me down
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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