Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
