Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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